I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
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I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
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So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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