I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Randomize