Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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