There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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