I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
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I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
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I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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