did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
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