OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Randomize
