Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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