her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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