it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Umm I'm too high to move.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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