Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
3 2 1 whiskey
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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