i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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