Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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