are you still at the devil's house?
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
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you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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