I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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