We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
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