Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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