making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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