im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
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Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
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I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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