This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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