Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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