please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
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I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
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He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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