Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i just had sex bonerless
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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