Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I wish I only lived at night.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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