Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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