hell yes lets make some ravioli
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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