brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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