i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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