Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
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i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
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As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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