The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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