Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm gonna fight the coyote
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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