Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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