Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
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