There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize
