I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
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would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
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I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
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