Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
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Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
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Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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