No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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