normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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