im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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