I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
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I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
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I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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