If that was your dad, he is hot
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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