I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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