This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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