I think I just saw someone hide a body.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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