Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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