How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
My feet surprised me
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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