A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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