do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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