Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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