just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
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oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
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I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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