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(651): View more from Minnesota

Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"

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(949): View more from California

So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?

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(518): View more from New York

Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete

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(607): View more from New York

just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out

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(630): View more from Illinois

We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.

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(205): View more from Alabama

all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"

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