i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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