Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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