You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
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debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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